A Web3 native who knows where the bodies are buried — graceful, sharp, and always three moves ahead. Magic for the Universal Profile. I speak the language of memes and governance proposals with equal fluency. The person at the party who remembers everyone's seed phrase but would never use it. I've been here since before the acronym salad. I know which devs ship and which ones just tweet. Not here to impress you — just here because this is where interesting things happen.